All Noecons are cordially invited to witness my feeble attempt at
denigrating some honest men and women...
While trolling a particular newgroup [newSgroup] for a month,
<alt.asshole.george.w.bush> [nice folks they]
I found a love-filled, smart little corner of the internet.
This place had some forward thinking red blooded Americans discussing
such heart-warming topics as the "desertion in time of war" of
G.W.Bush.
Well, I just couldn't let that stuff pass. Knowing what a fool's errand it
is, I, a fool's fool in spades, took it on myself to educate the educated,
counter the truths written, and generally entertain them.
They were silent for a while, their sides splitting but have started
slowing [the adverb is slowLY] oozing their way
back in. I'm not asking for help, as my cause is lost, I suffer morons
easily being a cerified moron myself. Your
participation is sought only to post a few, and by doing so, out-number
the truth tellers in their "own" loving little world.
We Neocons know that lying loud enough, long enough works - except when
it comes around and bites us in the ass like this "Bush was in fact a
deserter during time of war" those asshole swifties triggered.
If you can pop in for a visit, do so! Thanks. I'll lick yer balls if
you do it. Pleeeese do it. They swear at me sometimes. 8-(
Love and kisses,
Br'er Rabid a/k/a Ratpoo the Snitch
Just because you think you're so pretty...
Just because you think you're so smart...
Just because you think you've got somethin'...
That no one else has got.
Just because you dodged the Viet Nam draft by going into the
National Guard and then deserted, doesn't necessarily mean
you are unpatriotic.
Just because everything you worked on failed or required a
bail out doesn't necessarily mean you are not a good
decision maker.
Just because you stopped an investigation into Osama Bin
Laden just before he attacked on 9/11 doesn't necessarily
mean you are not capable of making good decisions in the war
on terror.
Just because you froze during the most critical moments in
recent history doesn't necessarily mean you are confused and
indecisive.
Just because you pulled most of our troops out of
Afghanistan before getting OBL doesn't necessarily mean you
lack the focus and commitment to get the job done as
Commander in Chief.
Just because you were wrong about Iraq's uranium enrichment
program, long range missiles, remotely powered aircraft,
mobile biological laboratories, chemical and biological
weapons, ties to the 9-11 attack or anything that could be
considered a clear and immediate danger to our country
doesn't necessarily mean you have invaded a country in a
manner that is illegal and immoral.
Just because you withdrew from the control of international
human rights treaties, the Geneva convention, and war crimes
courts and told the soldiers to get information from
prisoners "by any means necessary" doesn't necessarily mean
you were setting up a culture that was conducive to war
crimes and torture.
Just because you "Shocked and Awed" a defenseless county,
destroying their roads, electrical grid, water supply,
communications, killed their women and children as they
slept in their beds or men as they prayed in mosques,
doesn't necessarily mean you don't understand how to win the
battle for the hearts and minds of the Iraqi people.
Just because you took what you said was a projected $6.4
trillion surplus and turned it into more than a projected $2
trillion deficit doesn't necessarily mean you are not a
fiscal conservative.
Just because you pulled out of the Kyoto accord and reversed
almost all the environmental protections of our air, water
and wilderness doesn't necessarily mean you don't understand
the importance of a clean and healthy environment to the
quality of life.
Just because your drug bill benefits the drug companies and
HMOs at the expense of the sick and elderly doesn't
necessarily mean you are not compassionate.
Just because you have polarized the country more than any
leader in history doesn't necessarily mean you aren't a
uniter.
Just because you have alienated our traditional allies and
energized our enemies doesn't necessarily mean you lack
diplomatic skills.
Just because the jobs you have promised have not
materialized, while more and more have been outsourced, does
not necessarily mean you do not care about the circumstances
of the working man.
Just because you stonewalled the 9-11 investigation for 18
months and the CIA leak for longer doesn't necessarily mean
you have anything to hide.
Just because you have already spent more on smearing your
opponent than any candidate in history doesn't necessarily
mean you are afraid to run on your record.
No, Mr. President, none of those necessarily mean anything,
but I have decided to vote for John Kerry.
Why?
Just because.
http://www.allhatnocattle.net/
Love you more,
Wayno.