Cardinal Law's Legacy
2009-05-31 15:40:09 UTC
Loose Leslie McDonnell had learned her current husband, John, was gay and she began shopping for a new man at one of the local fire stations in Omaha, Nebraska.
Leslie was examining the fire fighter's gear at the station looking for the largest pair of boots when she came across what she was looking for with the name "Rockwell" written on them.
Just then, fire fighter Rockwell came across Leslie fooling around in the fireman's gear and asked her what she was doing?
"Is it true what they say about the size of a man's feet," Leslie asked Rockwell?
"It sure is, ma'am," replied Rockwell, proudly holding his pair of boots up for Leslie to see, "would you like to meet me some where later and see for yourself?"
So Leslie and Rockfish went off to a motel and spent a few hours together before going home to their spouses. On the way out of the motel room, Leslie handed Rockwell a $100.00 bill.
Rockfish blushed when handed the money and said, "No one has ever paid me for my services before."
"Don't flatter yourself," said Leslie McDonnell in response, "take that hundred and go buy yourself a pair of boots that fit!"
(It's enough to make one wonder WHY municipalities in America pay undisciplined, amatuer, union fire fighters (IAFF) big sallaries to do a professional's job. Privately contracted fire fighters can do twice the job for half the money.)
This bit of levity brought to you by Voting Felons, 25 Million Strong in the USA in 2008!
Politicians and law makers take heed. We have more voters than all of organized labor (AFL-CIO) combined (they have just under 11 million members, but millions of them are not US citizens and cannot vote)!
We will be 50 million strong by 2010 when the fire spreads and the word gets around with our numbers growing every single day!
Leslie was examining the fire fighter's gear at the station looking for the largest pair of boots when she came across what she was looking for with the name "Rockwell" written on them.
Just then, fire fighter Rockwell came across Leslie fooling around in the fireman's gear and asked her what she was doing?
"Is it true what they say about the size of a man's feet," Leslie asked Rockwell?
"It sure is, ma'am," replied Rockwell, proudly holding his pair of boots up for Leslie to see, "would you like to meet me some where later and see for yourself?"
So Leslie and Rockfish went off to a motel and spent a few hours together before going home to their spouses. On the way out of the motel room, Leslie handed Rockwell a $100.00 bill.
Rockfish blushed when handed the money and said, "No one has ever paid me for my services before."
"Don't flatter yourself," said Leslie McDonnell in response, "take that hundred and go buy yourself a pair of boots that fit!"
(It's enough to make one wonder WHY municipalities in America pay undisciplined, amatuer, union fire fighters (IAFF) big sallaries to do a professional's job. Privately contracted fire fighters can do twice the job for half the money.)
This bit of levity brought to you by Voting Felons, 25 Million Strong in the USA in 2008!
Politicians and law makers take heed. We have more voters than all of organized labor (AFL-CIO) combined (they have just under 11 million members, but millions of them are not US citizens and cannot vote)!
We will be 50 million strong by 2010 when the fire spreads and the word gets around with our numbers growing every single day!